“How long?” John’s voice is quiet. Sherlock wants the wall to open up and swallow him.
“How long, what?”
“You know, Sherlock.”
Sherlock licks his lips. “I don’t know.”
John doesn’t move. Sherlock knows so many of John’s expressions intimately, but he can’t read this one.
“A long time,” Sherlock clarifies.
“I didn’t believe her when she told me,” John says finally.
“Your fiancée is far more observant than you.”
“I gave her a ring,” John says, “You understand.”
Sherlock shoves his hands into his pockets so John doesn’t see them shaking, “There’s nothing for me to understand because there was never a choice, John. She’s beautiful and intelligent and she’s more than eager to start a family with you.”
John steps forward, “Sherlock—”
“Don’t,” Sherlock says, “I don’t need your pity, John.”
“Would you stop—”
“Being correct?” Sherlock snaps, “Because I can read it in your face and I can hear it in your voice and I don’t need any of it.”
John stops. He takes a step back.
“In a different world,” John says, “We could have been.”
from ‘Walk Through Ghosts' by augustbird
[Part 1] [Part 2]
Pain is not exclusive to humans.
this genuinely makes my heart hurt
I really dislike when people say animals aren’t smart, or that they can’t feel emotions.
Sorry to rain on your parade but… While true, these are not emotions of sadness. These are emotions of dominance.
This isn’t a bird mourning over a dead bird.
This is a male bird raping the corpse of its rival to show dominance so that the chick birds will come mate with him and other males don’t step in his territory looking for mates.
Birds are fucking brutal man.
At first I thought this was a joke, but now that I see you’re serious I’m actually embarrassed for you. And disappointed, but let’s get to that later.
The pictures here belong to photographer Wilson Hsu, and if you knew the first thing about birds (which you obviously don’t), you’d be able to tell that the deceased bird is a female due to its more desaturated plumage and shorter tail feathers. Here, let’s post the coloured version to confirm, because tumblr has some sort of bizarre fetish for making everything black and white.
There goes your first point.
If you knew the second thing about birds, you’d be able to identify this species as a Barn swallow. And while you are correct in your assumption that the males are fairly territorial, they also mate for life and are fiercely dedicated to their female counterpart. Barn swallows, along with most small birds, are actually physically incapable of any sort of penetrative sex, because they have a cloaca instead of a penis. Mating is done by passing a packet of sperm from the male’s cloaca into the female’s, not by inserting a penis into a vagina. Necrophilia in this species is completely unheard of, and would be a complete waste.
So if we take all this information I’ve just told you, and couple it up with the fact that Wilson Hsu’s entire collection of these photos is uploaded online, which vividly depicts a male Barn Swallow trying to rouse his mate which has just died, we can infer you know literally nothing about the species as a whole, didn’t even bother to look up where the pictures were from, and are deliberately spreading misinformation for the sake of looking COOL N’ EDGY on tumblr dot com.
Normally I wouldn’t get so heated about this sort of thing, but that’s just stupid as hell.
Now that was a first class read *applause*
Come one, come all to Bill Shatner’s School of Overacting!
Forget subtle, nuanced performances. Those are boring and forgettable. Learn how to say your lines with gusto!
In this course you will learn such techniques as…
- The double fist shake
- The naughty kitten
- The cultural appropriation
- The self bitch slap
- The enthusiastic mime stuck in a box
- The nipple hardener
- The sweaty declaration of self
- The “this wall is amazing”
And many more!
I will never not reblog this.
This scene is so underrated.
#JIm’s face is the face of a man who deeply regrets the time he and Scotty got annihilated on whiskey and Jim declared that his hair is awesome.#Scotty is never going to let him forget he said it.#It became a running joke between Scotty and Keenser#and Jim cringes every time Scotty brings it up.#I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT he exclaims. #Whatever you say Perfect Hair.#Scotty + Jim = drinking BFFs (via museattackattack)